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Hello, this is my personal blog, and there's a blogger out there that still owes me their first-born child. Seriously though I'm just a personal blogger who likes a ton of stuff and is simultaneously lonely and perfectly content. If you're a nerd who likes superheros, writing, movies, history, science, and analyzing things as much as I do, you've come to the right blog. (It should go without saying this is a multi-fandom blog.)
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charminglyantiquated:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

that’s both concerning and comforting

charminglyantiquated:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

that’s both concerning and comforting

2 hours ago | J | 189,696 notes

analangdon:

Harry Potter graphs/charts

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Tagged as: #Tarzan #disney 
5 hours ago | J | 10,316 notes
Tagged as: #pretty 

n-i-c-o-l-e:

coolschmoolzines:

Hawkeye #19 was well worth the wait. I thought nothing would ever top Pizza Dog.

#19 is mostly in sign language with very little subtitles showing just how awesome the medium of comics can be.

This…This made my day.
5 hours ago | J | 12,765 notes

ANUBIS NO

roachpatrol:

kenaabik:

So I see this

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and all I can think is 

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this

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6 hours ago | J | 154,510 notes
Tagged as: #funny #eygptian 

Ugh, these two. (x)

7 hours ago | J | 10,661 notes

virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

8 hours ago | J | 346,688 notes

juls-art:

The Crystal Gems
since finished tall of season 1 (???) earlier today o  w o

8 hours ago | J | 3,212 notes
Tagged as: #steven universe 

fuckmestupid:

I think I just came

9 hours ago | J | 62,114 notes
Tagged as: #food 

get to know me meme: [5/5] favorite female characters → natasha romanoff

10 hours ago | J | 16,146 notes

astro-bubble:

date a man with pride. date a man with purple skin. date a man with three eyes date a man who was part ruler of an alien kingdom. date an alien.  date an alien who wears the skull of his enemy. date an alien who can summon purple dragonflies between the realm of living and dead. date pedri nanezgani.

11 hours ago | J | 338 notes

fuckyeahthescarletwitch:

Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.

11 hours ago | J | 22,882 notes
64,000
- That’s how many black women are currently missing in America — but the media doesn’t seem to care (via theuppitynegras)
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